Hello! I would like to take this opportunity to thank my loyal supporters for electing me mayor of crime capital city! What’s that? No one actually voted for me? No matter, I am mayor none the less. I have stolen the key to the city and opened the gates to my villainous fiends… I mean friends. They have taken over the city and made themselves at home where they are most comfortable. I have taken residence inside city hall which was far too clean for my liking. no worries, my children have been spinning webs nonstop to make it cozy. Thankfully no residents of this city are brave enough to challenge me! Now, time to start enacting my platform of evil ordinances… starting with keeping that dogrilla fenced in at the airport.